Doodie Tingles

The feeling or sensation you get before you take a dump.

After eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili, Bob stood up and gave his wife a knowing wink. He was headed to the bathroom. The Doodie Tingles told him it was time to put in work.

by sevenxchamps2000 May 31, 2020

doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017

Case of the doodies

When you eat so much food that you take more than one dumps after the meal.

I ate a grande meal last night and had a bad case of doodies. I am going to be late for work today becuase I have a bad case of the doodies.

by Franklin Deleanor Rogusvelt February 6, 2010

dirty doody

when he’s good with his fingers and know how to use his cock

he’s such a dirty doody

by dirtydoody69 May 9, 2021

Doodie booty

Booty wit doodie in it

“SHUT UP BITCH. GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN ASS AND EAT THIS DOODIE BOOTY”

by nutbustinghomosexual November 25, 2022

Doodie frien

A soulmate who has no soul.

doodie frien : pump yr breaks, yr doing too much.
Me: pump yr butthole & stop make shit hard for me

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

Spooky Doody

When a girl's boyfriend dies he eternally haunts their bed. When another guy fuck the girl in said bed, the ghost of her ex will occasionally stick his otherworldly finger up the new guy's asshole. This supernatural occurrence is called the spooky dooty.

Guy 1: "Hey man I just found out that chick your smashing was engaged to some dude who died in a car crash. "
Guy 2: "Well that would explain the Spooky Doody I got last night. "

by TNatty November 27, 2017