dirka dirka

the sound effect for air humping

jill walks up to bobby and proceeds to air hump at him while making the sound dirka dirka

by dorkfish anonymous March 14, 2009

dirka dirka

a description of male masturbation or getting a handjob. said while typically accomanied by the appropriate hand movement to indicate the act.

Man she gave me a good dirka dirka last night (while moving closed hand in front of crotch)

by joe plummer May 13, 2006

Dirken Stock

Someone who is being a massive sack of balls. Usually when they are being difficult and cant be dealt with properly. Can be used when "safe"swear words are needed, or when others are within earshot.

Ex. "My friend Steven was annoying me and was being a massive dick to me. I say to him 'Hey Steven, you're being a dirken stock right now. Don't be a dirken stock."

by Every_Body_Clap_Your_Hands!!!! November 26, 2014

dirks dick

Dirks dick

Dirks dick is small can’t believe he said it was big

by Kaykaybaby225 March 13, 2021

dirka dirka

also spelled: derka, durka,
used in conjunction with lurk, lerka or nerk ect.

1.a general phrase used in any tense or situation, usually by animated or puppet terrorists.
2. a ravaging slut (typically infected)who enjoys terrorizing other girls by stealing their lovers then infecting them with various forms of pussy-rot.

may be used in conjunction with lurk or lurka or
ie: dirka lurka
3. the lurking derka: a crazed woman who cannot stop fucking her ex-boyfriends posse.

4. a mormon

1. terrorist a- dirka dirka?
terrorist b- dirka lurk!

2/3.dude a- that dirka derka gave me fucking ghonorehha!
dude b- i told you she was a lurking durka...

4. dude a- so some dirks showed up at my door yesterday to tell me about the mephites and shit...
dude b-what did you say?
dude a- I DONT GIVE A DURKa ABOUT YOUR LURKIN DURKA WAYS! GET OF MY GODDAMN PORTCH BEFORE I GET MY DIRKALURKA REMOVER(SHOTGUN) AND SRPEAD THE WORD OF DURKAmirka(YOUR BLOOD) ALL OVER MY DIRKENnerken DRIVEWAY!

dude b: thats fucking radical

by NO MORE DURKA September 26, 2008

Dirked

The feeling of excitement you have when the Dallas Mavericks win.

I got so Dirked when the Mavericks beat the Heat!

by Coltsteel December 7, 2011

dirkt

to have had wild hardcore sex without limits, threesomes, moresomes, toys, whips and clamps, anything goes.

there were two guys all holes filled man, she got dirkt.

by 6horny9 January 26, 2011