Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.

“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”

Ding-dong Kitty by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021

ding dong bing bong

mONOKUMA WHAT THE FUCK NOW

*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"

ding dong bing bong by some pansexual May 7, 2021

Ding dong ditch 

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

Ding dong ditch by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

Ding-dong Ditch 

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

Ding-dong Ditch by TechTalos July 30, 2021

Ding Dong Dick 

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

Ding Dong Dick by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Ding Dong Ditching 

Alternative term for edging

“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”

Ding Dong Ditching by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022

ding dong dinner 

An expression of happiness from an unexpected satisfying event occurring

Wow! I got an A on my pre-cal exam! Well, ain’t that a ding dong dinner!?

ding dong dinner by VeganMama March 11, 2022