dickritic

a piece o' shite critic who interferes hwence interference is not called for.

OR

a hand puppy for virgins.

"Nice pants, faggot"
"Quit being a dickritic and get back to shaving your nether-back, you piece 'o critic"

"Terrence"
"Yes Philip"
"What's that critic on your lap?"
"Oh, that's my dickritic"

by Alessio Datura January 12, 2022

Dicklids

when the skin above your eye is so wrinkly it looks like you have a foreskin for your eye lid 🤷🏼 ♀️

Adam has eyes that look like dicklids.

That poor person has dicklids for eyelids

by Bjface January 6, 2022

Dicklet

A bracelet for the penis.

I could not find the clasp to release the gold dicklet from my penis.

by anonymous June 12, 2022

Dicklicking

(Dick-licking)

When two people are conversing specifically about men or having a vulgar conversation about men.

What are you guys dicklicking about over there?

by powerfulclit January 14, 2023

Dickletips

A person who likes to have a bottle of franks red hot inserted into their urethra whilst their balls are tickled

“Bro, Greg’s a dickletips.”

by Nosamtnup90 February 4, 2023

dicklined

Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)

There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

DickiToni Soup

A Italian Wedding Soup with extra Love in it . Stirred by the chef himself Kareem.

A special Italian Soup homemade.

would you like some Dickitoni Soup it's our Special tonight homemade by the shef himself Kareem.

by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023