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Gym Detention

You recieve these when you do your gym homework with sarcastic answers. Or by beating the teacher in ping pong.
Guy 1: Dude I got Gym detention today!
Guy 2: What'd you do?
Guy 1:I but Jim douglass as an answer for how to govern a serve. And then drew boobs.
by Blackflame619 March 25, 2009
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metal detector

Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.

while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones

metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
by applealex November 15, 2009
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drunk detector

A drunk detector is usually an obscenely brightly coloured or neon outfit or article of clothing. Said article of clothing is to be worn ONLY at multi-day evnts where the majority of people drink themselves senseless, and ONLY on the morning s of all but the first day of the event. The drunk detector is, to hung-over eyes, painfully bright and will cause the people with hangovers to cover their eyes, lose their way, stumble, fall, or even walk off the side of the road into the gutter/ditch. They will hate you afterwards, if they remember you that is.
My ankle-length neon paisly cape is a prime example of a drunk detector.
by RoseThourne March 27, 2007
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motion detector

Detector of motion
That motion detector is detecting motion.
by SHODANFreeman February 14, 2012
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Derect

The opposite of erect; commonly used with a penis; a penis that is no longer erect
After have an erection, the man's penis slowly became derect.
by Jexpler June 6, 2017
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ace ventura pet detective

like ACE! but you add the name of ace ventura pet detective on the end
god, that gig was ace ventura pet detective!
by skinnygangster September 5, 2006
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He is a very bright detective with a PHD in pyschology and a MD in gynocology. His head is about a thick as a piece of paper. Fuck nigger assfuck?
Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar P.H.D M.D is fucked up (claim mallory and nate)
by Mallate March 31, 2005
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