When two religiously devoted cupcakke enthusiasts refuse to airhump each other any longer and aggressively sing"Squidwards Nose" while riding a splinter-filled plastic apparatus when huerny.
Bob: Jeffy Kins, we need to have a Premarital Deepcleansing. I am getting tired of watching that old lady ride squidwards nose in this deepthroat circus at 5am.
Jeff: Tf is wrong with you? let me finish airhumping at least.
Jeff: Tf is wrong with you? let me finish airhumping at least.
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you want to experience every high and every low by his side.
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I wanna stand with you on a mountain
I wanna bathe with you in the sea
I wanna lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need
I love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do.
I can't predict the future, but I do know that loving you isn't something I can just turn off. Even if time tests us or our paths change, I will still be here, loving you. You have the softest, safest place in my heart, and no one else can touch that. That spot is yours, and honestly, I want you to keep it. Meeting you felt like it was meant to happen, like it was out of our hands in the best way. I can’t explain exactly what love is, but what I feel for you? It’s the best feeling I’ve ever had.
Still here
Still missing you
Still wondering if you’ll ever show up again
Still waiting ...
I wanna bathe with you in the sea
I wanna lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need
I love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do.
I can't predict the future, but I do know that loving you isn't something I can just turn off. Even if time tests us or our paths change, I will still be here, loving you. You have the softest, safest place in my heart, and no one else can touch that. That spot is yours, and honestly, I want you to keep it. Meeting you felt like it was meant to happen, like it was out of our hands in the best way. I can’t explain exactly what love is, but what I feel for you? It’s the best feeling I’ve ever had.
Still here
Still missing you
Still wondering if you’ll ever show up again
Still waiting ...
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