sperm dragon

A women who is giving oral sex and works up a sneeze at the same time the male is cumming causing her to blow jizz out her nose

Jessica is now a sperm dragon , she was out with brad and he told me she had cum coming out her nose and almost bit his balls off

by envyit September 5, 2018

Back on the dragon

When someone who kicked his/her World of Warcraft addiction goes back to it.

So Jeff? I heard you were back on the dragon?

by Johnson Blue June 3, 2010

Chunky snow dragon

When a woman snowballs you (I.e pretends to swallow your cum and spits it back into your mouth when she kisses you) and it backfires as you thereafter projectile into her open mouth. The resultant mixture is a combination of cum and vomit.

Claire: Ah I tried to snowball Anthony last night but it backfired and he gave me a chunky snow dragon!!!
Olivia: ah no ways, the same thing happened to me last night!!

by abbbabababababa October 8, 2018

Chasing the Clorox Dragon

Injecting bleach or other disinfectants into your body in order to cure COVID-19

Doctor: what brings him in?
Nurse: he nearly poisoned himself to death when he tried Chasing the Clorox Dragon because he got exposed to covid 19
Doctor: what a fucking covidiot...

by TransitWorker April 23, 2020

Dragon Dick

When waking up with morning glory and going for a piss. And the piss goes all over the place except in the bowl.

"fuck man, who pissed all over the seat?"
"ah that was me, not my fault tho. dragon dick."

by Travity May 21, 2009

angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

by Mason April 14, 2003

Daron Nefcy

The culmination of pure Evil.
Creator/Writer on the show Star vs. the Forces is Evil where she enjoys watching a disasterous Ship War among the fandom, and then she drinks the tears of the losers.

Person 1: Is Daron Nefcy a good person?

Person 2: NO! Daron Nefcy is Evil!

by EagleBuilder February 26, 2018