Ashton Crusher

Crush on a substantially younger man or the object of such crush.

"Isn't she alot older than him? Are they involved?"

"No, he's just her Ashton Crusher."

by Lola Samuels May 15, 2010

Best Cushion Town

The Best Kush In Town.

Lion: whos got the best kush in town?

Betsy: Best Cushion Town.

Lion: Hook me up yo!

Nuff Said

by Betsy Cushionton January 15, 2014

Scatter Cushions

Ass cheeks.

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"

by ftnessp January 29, 2015

wicked cushty bardy

Used mainly by Geordies, an informal way to say something is good or you enjoyed it.

How was you night out? Ah mate it was wicked cushty bardy

Are you at work today?

'Aye mate'
Sweet, wicked cushty bardy

by Geordieworldie August 15, 2017

poop cushion

the soft gelatinous area that a voluptuous man or woman uses to sit, either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a buttocks, the seat of the body,

That stripper was so hot I slapped a $20 spot on her poop cushion

by JudgeBomb April 20, 2018

Pelvic Crusher

One who's the Demolisher of pelvises and cervix is and vaginas all crutches alike...

Daniel was the pelvic Crusher he sure showed her pelvis

by Pelvic Crusher d June 2, 2018

Shed crusher

A person who is of such a massive girth that they not only crush chairs and couches, but can actually crush little house like structures.

Tony : waitress is a shed crusher

Mr beans: I know she's fire

Tony: you tripping?

by TV2112 June 15, 2020