ballsack cartoum

This is when you dip your ballsack in someones asshole.

Yo my taste buds are tingly. Prolly cause I just licked some ballsack cartoum.

by Munk3y Juic3 April 25, 2010

The 4 Cartoon Gods

These are the greatest cartoons ever made and they rule over the cartoon world.

Adventure Time: The ruler of the cartoon gods. This is the greatest TV show in existence.
(God of life, time, and love.)

Steven Universe: The second cartoon god.
(God of potential and opportunities.)

Gravity Falls: The third cartoon god.
(God of mystery, comedy, and cliffhangers.)

Regular Show: The fourth cartoon god. This is NOT a regular show.
(God of weirdness and randomness.)

"Let's watch one of The 4 Cartoon Gods when we get home."

by LeftSideTwix February 4, 2019

curtoolie

an anything word used to describe a place, person, or thing.
similar to a noun!

go get me my curtoolies, i left them on the desk!!
OR
when's big tim cutooling over?

by curatin ripper January 20, 2009

Cartoon Universe

1: The place where heroes are all good and villains are all bad; where super-villains exist and will do anything, even start wars that kill thousands or millions of innocents, just to gain a few bucks they don't need (or some other useless end).

The place where everything that the good guys say and do is good and everything the bad guys say and do is bad; where what makes the the good guys good and the bad guys bad is just that they *are* the good guys or the bad guys; and questions about what makes them so are never asked.

2: A vastly simplified and/or idealized model of reality.

3: The universe that radical left-wingers lives in.

Bill: "So Joe, are you going to vote for McCain or Obama?"

Joe: "Huh? McCain is a Republican. All Republicans are evil, stupid, and in the pocket of big business."

Bill: "Well, both McCain and Obama have very similar policies. I don't see much of a difference."

Joe: "McCain is a Republican."

Bill: "Ahh... right. Well, ok, Joe, I've got to ahhh....ummmm....wash my hair. So you go back home to the Cartoon Universe and have a really smiley-face day? OK? buh-bye."

by lafinatu February 21, 2009

Cartoon hate

Any irrational hate that is disproportionaly intense to the thing being hated on. Much like the anger shown in cartoons, steam coming out of the ears, face turns bright red. Like Donald Duck or Yosemite Sam.

Me: I hate it it when people have 11 items in the 10 items or less line. I want to tie them up and kill their families in front of them before I take my thumbs and pop both of their eyes.

Friend: Dude, its just an extra item....

Me: I know, I just have cartoon hate.

by Kalani Says May 29, 2011

Cartography

The art of taking pictures from inside a car.

It takes much skill to master the art of cartography. (TRUE FACT)

by BetterDenYou December 2, 2016

Cartographer

acts like a god by naming places, stealing land, putting borders, etc. Cartographers like to act innocent by saying that the mapping is just for exploration and pure science, while the true intention of their financiers is to take your land. It is an evil profession. Do not trust them.

"James Cook FRS (7 November 1728 – 14 February 1779) was a British explorer, navigator, cartographer, and captain in the British Royal Navy, famous for his three voyages between 1768 and 1779 in the Pacific Ocean and to New Zealand and Australia in particular." - Wikipedia

by mapmakerdavid May 22, 2022