Cristano Ronaldo

A magnificent Portuguese futbol player. Cristano plays for Man United, and is number 7.
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire

Dude.. Why does Cristano Ronaldo have to play with Maguire???????????

by kysuglyphagot June 9, 2022

Crystal

A person who needs to treat imani better . A nice person overall just has too many hoes .

Crystal should stop cheating on imani

by M.viii_ June 6, 2015

Crystal Skull Syndrome

A condition found in many theaters today in which semi-decent movies (or better) end in total failure, regardless of how amazing, relevant, entertaining, or realistic the movie was up to that point. Seems to have originated with the fourth Indiana Jones movie.

Jen: "So what'd you think of Knowing?"
Mike: "Definitely suffered from Crystal Skull Syndrome."
Jen: "That bad, huh?"
Mike: "Spielberg couldn't have raped it better himself."

by my only paradigm March 25, 2009

Crystal methican

1) a Mexican hooked on crystal meth
2) the proper pronunciation of crystal Mexican by a Mexican hooked on crystal meth, as Meth rots the teeth and causes words to sound out different than a non Methhead speaker

My neighbor in my old town was a crystal Methican.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

Sailor moon crystal

Another version of Sailor moon but even better it also contains 39 episodes its even shorter :/

me:MOON PRIDE ANATA NO CHIKARA NI NARITAI!!!!
Guy:..?
Friend: Oh she just singing the sailor moon crystal opening
Guy: Oh shes wierd tho -Walks away-

by idontgiveafxck January 7, 2021

crysack

A crysack is an annoying person who whines on and on about small issues that are bothering them.

Bob hasn't shut up since i stabbed him in the eye. He's being a real crysack about it.

by thrakazog January 31, 2008

Crustation

A crusty crab that’s known to smoke weed and drink white claw.

That crustation was shredding hard on the boardwalk today.

by Crustation of the Nation August 8, 2020