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Pussy Cricket

A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".
Damn shawty, dat ting whistlin'! You must have pussy crickets
by The Cricket Master February 13, 2022
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Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.
"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."
by Pelpy March 24, 2022
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cricket whites

The white legs of a man who never or rarely wears shorts in the summer. Compared to his tanned colleagues, he appears to be wearing cricket whites.
I see you are wearing your cricket whites
by terryterryd May 29, 2009
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line cricket

A woman that sleeps with power line workers and can usually be found getting railed in the formans truck or off in the woods
by Skippydo October 24, 2017
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Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..
by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020
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Dune Cricket

a male or female of Arab decent
Pvt. Ryan! Please take care of those Dune Crickets.
by Benz Jaminz April 19, 2017
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Cricketers double

To sleep with both a mum and daughter either at the same time or over a period of time
Thompson slept with his ex's mum last saturday, the old cricketers double
by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017
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