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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
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cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole
Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks
by True viking king February 15, 2023
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Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.
Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.
by Nshim September 9, 2021
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Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.
To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.
by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025
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Muay tai cream pie

When you ejaculate in a women to then throat chop her so she makes a sound similar to Buddhist prayer
Noah gave my sister a muay tai cream pie and I want revenge for his heinous acts
by Kohpissyboi December 6, 2024
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Cream Pie

When a male's semen is ejaculated into a sexual orifice and spills back out, making the look of a cream filled pastry
She laid there, legs open, displaying the cream pie I left dripping down her crack.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.
by SpicyAutisticGF August 4, 2022
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Carolina cream pie

Spike how’d that Carolina cream pie turn out brother? I heard ash enjoyed it!
by Papiwhitetrash March 23, 2025
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