Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

War crimes

Trolling civies

War crimes are fun

by Zer0229 April 5, 2023

minstrel cramps

Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.

While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

War crimes

War crimes are amazing I commit some every hour

hey nambia how much war crimes did you commit today

by LRLFDFKFMDBDVDBHD October 4, 2023

male cramps

An erection, boner

Don’t kiss me while we’re on the beach.

Why not?

It gives me male cramps!

by psychonaut22 May 21, 2024

Hate Crimes MD

A nickname for the show House MD. The reason for this nickname is because Dr. House, the main character of the show, often insults based on things such as their race, gender and sexuality.

Person 1: Just binged some Hate Crimes MD!

Person 2: That show ended like 12 years ago, why do you still watch it?

by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024

War Crimes

Crimes committed during a war/Crimes that caused a war, and definitely not what I committed on 09/14/2024 at 11:42 pm

bro did you just commit war crimes

dawg don't blow my cover

by md55.offical January 16, 2025