Covid Catfish

To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.

"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."

by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021

covid date

A date that consists of consistent mask wearing and proper social distancing while genuinely getting to know your date.

I went out on a Covid date with Sheila and we really got to know each other.

by Sir Eddy Cook January 17, 2021

COVID-18

Covid-19's little brother

Covid-18: hi

Covid-19: shut the fuck up

by Squid_salad April 6, 2021

Covid Dick

Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.

Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"

Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."

by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022

COVID pretty

A girl or woman who is generally very pretty but has an unattractive mouth or smile which a COVID mask hides.

James – “Did you see that girl that just passed by?”

Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”

James – “What?”

Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”

by Apeortdz November 25, 2020

Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

Covid-in-Chief

When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.

The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020