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covid cluster

A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.
I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!
by Tluv777 August 31, 2020
mugGet the covid clustermug.

The Covid 15

Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.
The gym has been closed for so long I think I gained the Covid 15.
by newyy1 June 8, 2020
mugGet the The Covid 15mug.

COVID Beard

An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.
Did you guys see Garrett yesterday on that zoom chat? His COVID beard was repulsive.
by DRJAY April 23, 2020
mugGet the COVID Beardmug.

covid date

A date that consists of consistent mask wearing and proper social distancing while genuinely getting to know your date.
I went out on a Covid date with Sheila and we really got to know each other.
by Sir Eddy Cook January 17, 2021
mugGet the covid datemug.

Covid-in-Chief

When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.
The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
mugGet the Covid-in-Chiefmug.

COVID cheerleader

(noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning

Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.
by $lapaho March 3, 2021
mugGet the COVID cheerleadermug.

Chronic Coviditis

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.
“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”
by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022
mugGet the Chronic Coviditismug.

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