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Countdown Girl

An attractive female who studies maths or has a degree in it.

However it can generally be used to describe any attractive and intelligent girl.
"Brooo, you see that fit girl walk out of science class?" Damn she's a proper countdown girl"
by shitsplatter September 21, 2013
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countard

A member of the lesser nobility; imbecile.
That sunrise party in Mykonos was full of countards.
by beylo124 May 27, 2016
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Counterfeit dollar

"Counterfeit dollar", rhyming slang as in "phoney buck" for an undernourished female.
"She's nice enough, but she's a counterfeit dollar".
by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019
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Counterpounter

The Name that "DieTim" called for a "Quarter Pounder" from the Mc Donalds menu
"Ik heb een lekkere cheeseburger"
"en Brahim die verdient aan de Counterpounter"
by Sineszz January 8, 2021
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contact counselling

An informal method of workplace relations training. When a junior employee steps out of line or is generally making a fool of himself in the workplace, a more senior employee in a mentoring-type role may engage the young man in an intensive, one-on-one session of Contact Counselling to set him on the right path.

Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.
Frankie: "Yo Johnno, do you know what's up with Bobbie? He called in sick this morning."

Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."

Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."
by Drunky McStumble May 25, 2010
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bus count

The number of people on a project that can die (such as being hit by a bus or win the lottery, etc.) without the project losing some critical, un-replaceable ability.
The more people who understand the whole system, the stronger and more resilient your organization.
Mary's website project has a bus count of 1: if the web guy goes, they have to start over.
by murray9 December 17, 2013
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Camp Counselor

A person that forgets to pass the joint after they hit it.
Dude are you mentoring kids in the woods this summer or passing that shit? Damn camp Counselors
by D-momoney July 14, 2015
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