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urban cougar

A sophisticated species of female who seeks the pleasure of younger males. She avoids the entanglements of a "relationship," in favor of the freedom of the hunt.
Always one for adventure, the urban cougar knows what she wants and isn't afraid to get it.
by Kn1ghtmare July 26, 2005
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urban cougar

A hot single woman in her 30s to 40s who is totally into sex but for whatever reason isn't in a relationship. She usually hunts young hard bodied males for fun, casual, no strings sex. She is sophisticated, in her sexual prime, and absolutely knows how to use her young prey to get sexed up and satisfied. Her libido rages almost constantly so she will need to hunt frequently.
Occasionally she will be so impressed and surprised by her young prey that she will be vulnerable to attachment.
Young guys at bar: What do we have to do to have a chance with a hot older woman?

Urban cougar: Be a great kisser, nice bed manners, eat pussy, and be able to go the distance - over and over. Oh, and have a big cock....anyone who says size doesn't matter is g-spot clueless or lying.
by SilverB May 25, 2007
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arctic cougar

An elder woman who sits in ski lodges with intentions of seducing younger men.
When i walked into the lodge, my sights drifted to the hot, young guy sitting on the couch; but then i realized he was laughing and talking to an old woman in her 50s. She saw me staring and winked at me, such an arctic cougar!
by SmarterPants May 19, 2008
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cougar commander

The Pride Lioness amongst other cougars (see middle aged women who are on the prowl), typically identified by statements of authority over others, especially men of significantly lesser age or other cougars. When challenged the Cougar Commander will typically make an example of her current challenger with aggressive emasculation.
"Compared to (insert common cougars name here) she's like... the Cougar Commander" "HOLY SHIT Cougar Commander just wrecked Tom"
by BeyGenii August 28, 2009
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Grand Cougar

Similar to a cougar, a Grand cougar could be the mother of a cougar. Only the bravest cougar hunters go after Grand Cougars
Dude, the bar was so packed with cougars last night, why did you take that grand Cougar home?
by bikz June 16, 2009
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Cougar Spooger

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.
Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.
by Jibba22 August 16, 2008
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super cougar

-a 'much' older lady looking to get it on with a younger man

-see cougar and add 10-20 years in age
Last night Vick got caught on camera dancing with some super cougars.

Marc left the bar with some crazy super cougar last weekend
by NCapo June 9, 2004
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