Cops

Law enforcement officials; police officers.

The cops busted into my house today and searched everything, only to find that they had the wrong address.

by BlastMaster June 18, 2003

Cops and Robbers

The game is started at one spot. Then one group of up to 4 people get in a car and they are designated as the cops. The rest of the people have to run/walk/skip/crawl/do whatever it takes to get to the "safe spot"(this includes getting a ride with another group) without getting seen by the "cops"

bob-You wanna get some peeps and play cops and robbers

joe-Nah

bob-Why the hell not

joe-Last time I played I got caught by the real cops for reckless driving

by HCBlast March 16, 2009

Cornshark

Popular phenomenon of an Asian female obsessed with obtaining only an Anglo-White male boyfriend as arm candy. Or Corn Fed (All American White Male). This is usually done without any regard to culture lines or racial differences. The term is in reference to the FEMALE in all situations and contexts. Cuz hey, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. Regardless of HER race.

Orange County California and San Diego California are prime Cornshark habitats and breeding grounds.

"Yooo how was the club lastnite? Wack dogg nothing but cornsharks."

by Grittz and Vitz November 5, 2007

small-town cops

n. Also known pejoratively as 'cowboys" by larger city and state law enforcement agencies because of their lawless, cowboy-like behavior that they wield with impunity -that behavior is mostly attributed to a lack of minorities and real criminal activity in their districts. A "small-town cop" is essentially a geeky, nerdy white guy that would ultimately have been just another loser nobody pays attention to had he not made the proper podunk political connections in order to secure the job that could easily be defined as the ultimate suburban power trip. The local yokels in their jurisdiction kiss their asses for political clout/favors because of the considerable power in the square mile or two they patrol. They believe "the job" makes them cool by default and serves as a way to get back at the cool kids in high school that picked on them. An insanely boring job that has them feeling inferior to larger, well-known, reputable, and busy jobs. Their days consist of, extorting freebies from local businesses, siting in their patrol car spouting their job's feigned importance on Facebook, texting/driving by the houses of local wives and girlfriends of local male residents that assume he is their 'friend' in hopes of getting laid because of their uniform while their wives are clueless.. Nights are spent sitting down the block from local bars waiting for people to leave so they can get an easy DWI arrest and attempt to give their BS job some delusional sense of purpose.

Small-town cops are the biggest jerk-offs you'll ever want to meet...and they're all losers.

by sapd August 14, 2012

Corbs

An elite squad of policemen who use recumbent bicycles as their primary source or transportation. C.O.R.B.S. is an acronym for Cops On Recumbent Bikes.

"I was chiefing on the back porch when CORBS pulled up and started giving me grief." or "Typical Columbian terrorists have taken over the sugar factory, somebody call CORBS!"

by Bush Printzel October 16, 2008

corpse bride

In the process of getting a blowjob, you put ice cubes in the mouth of the person giving the blowjob to give the sensation of getting a blowjob from a corpse.

Dude, you hear that Howie made his girlfriend give him a corpse bride?

by the revolver October 29, 2009

Corkscrew

The act of fingering a random person's anus in a rotational motion imitating Mr. Schachter opening a bottle of mead.

Mr. Schachter: How was the sex?

Trevor: I opened a bottle of mead, poured it into her nipples, ate her nipples, then corkscrewed her ass.

by One-Pump-Shotgun March 13, 2017