constant gardener

A persistent nose picker. Someone who really goes to town on his nose in public habitually.

He could not stop fiddling with his nose while we were talking. I knew that he was a nose picker but this bordered on "constant gardener" behavior.

by deepdishdave March 2, 2011

constant as the north star

unwavering in position or resolve. usually uttered before brutal stabbing death.

The SGA President said he was as constant as the north star before being stabbed 33 times by his VP and CFO. They then started a slush fund.

by robert mcnamara August 12, 2004

Common Law Constable

A Common Law Constable is a fictional entity and title of a UK Sovereign Citizen antivaxxer who has paid a fee & monthly subscription to a website for the privilege of thinking that they are a Common Law Constable that gives them powers to shut down vaccine centres with fictional bogus legal paperwork.
Common Law Constables secure their beliefs with the crime number 6029679/21 which is not being investigated by the Met Police & is not being investigated.
For lunch Common Law Constables like a nice Crayola cookie.

I am a Common Law Constable and I am here today to serve your with this paperwork to inform you that you are committing a crime against humanity & the Sovereign people and we order you to shut down this vaccine centre to prevent harm, injury and death.

by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022

ttc special constables

failed police men !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idiot wondering the ttc in uniform doin' nothin'
ttc special constables

by juliet-dupree September 26, 2006

constantiam

A minecraft server run similarly to 2b2t but not related, The owner and admin is James Rustles

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Want to go play on constantiam?

by JoeyC9 November 12, 2017

constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.

Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

constandard

To consider something to be standard, to assign an act or object to be part of the status quo. A compound word based on the prefix *con* from consider and the suffix standard.

It's constandard for NYC pedestrians to cross against the light.

Don't do that shit! Nobody constandards that behavior. It's inappropriate.

Some constandard it to crivet, but be careful not to get caught.

by dietcokefan June 7, 2011