congenitally

innately

People who are born with sight and people who are congenitally blind do the same gesture when they win in a physical competition, they spread their arms up like a V and the chin is slightly lifted

by Mr.Osama June 8, 2014

conga line of buttfuck

1) Gay group sex where each participant other than the first and last man has a penis in his rectum and his penis in a rectum. 2) A line of motorists with no regard for adequate following distance.

Look at those cager assholes making a conga line of buttfuck.

by flodgenuttz February 19, 2015

congenital douchebaggery syndrome

Congenital douchebaggery syndrome (CDS) is a devastating affliction affecting persons in positions of perceived, rather than genuine, importance. Most sufferers of CDS are unaware of their affliction, and can do little to mitigate the symptoms. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide

CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.

"Did you hear that BS Jerry was spouting at the team meeting?"
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."

by Foxydot March 29, 2015

congenital glaucoma

What happened to fetty waps left eye

Fetty wap:"when I was little I had gotten into a little accident and it gave me congenital glaucoma in both of my eyes. The doctor saved one, I was blessed to still have my vision. That's it. That's the story."

by Swagurt0000 November 1, 2015

congalos

Tiny fish testicles.

No matter how hard i try, i cant see my fish's congalos.

by McBiznitch January 8, 2016

Configging

A random I.T jargon word which usually translates as "we are incapable of resolving your query"

I failed when configging your new system

by PhilScarlet August 14, 2016

coliged

to be reunited with a long lost friend/familymember

Jamie coliged with his friend a couple of days ago.

by eddoe the Charles April 16, 2017