Closet Commando. A person who romanticizes military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to mimic a military/militia member for fun.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to mimic a military/militia member for fun.
John boy talks a big game about his AR—15 and likes posing in his tactical vest but he’s just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
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Get the Top-Commandomug. When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent
Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from
by Sanitito January 1, 2017
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Jeremy: Oh no! I don't want our team becoming some serious Hawkins Commandos!
Jeremy: Oh no! I don't want our team becoming some serious Hawkins Commandos!
by Karambyte January 19, 2022
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by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025
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