Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.

PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!

by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013

cockblock

Cockblocking is an action that can be performed by a male to reduce the chance of another male having sex.

He just cockblocked himself; Everytime I'm about to get that booty you are cockblocking me

by Unspaghettable June 24, 2018

cockblock

The worst thing you could do to one of your homies

AARON! STOP COCKBLOCKING ME!!!

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 12, 2021

designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t

Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker

by Android23 January 24, 2011

cockblocker

a hymen

Popped her cockblocker.

by Hymenite May 22, 2016

Cockblock

John McDonough

I was about to bag this big girl named Gloria but John McDonough cockblocked me

by Buczek November 2, 2019