Cockblocked

When someone, or some group achieved a blocking move of something big that you were trying to archive.

The D.N.C. really COCKBLOCKED their entire party when they COCKBLOCKED Bernie Sanders again! He was their best chance !

by Polybius September 16, 2020

Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t

Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker

by Android23 January 24, 2011

Cockblock

A kid that won't shut the fuck up in class and keeps you from getting dick.

Goddamn it , Josh B . is such a COCKBLOCK!!!

by K.okay December 10, 2017

colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

cockblock

when someone keeps interrupting you having sex or getting in the mood unknowingly

dude she kept knocking on our door to ask dumb questions she cockblocked us 6 times

by gorl1829 July 3, 2022

ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .

Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true

by orion_14754 June 2, 2010