The Covid 15

Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.

The gym has been closed for so long I think I gained the Covid 15.

by newyy1 June 8, 2020

3 Covid-57

It is referred to a person who has contracted the coronavirus thrice since the math can prove this statement

3×(covid -19)= 3 covid-57
Example : "Brazilian president , Jair Bolsonaro has contracted 3 covid-57 "

Example :

Bob: "The Brazilian president , Jair Bolsonaro has contracted the coronavirus thrice"
Jacob:"No, he has 3 covid-57"

by joelpotatochipsoats July 29, 2020

When COVID is over

"When COVID is over" is a twitter trend where people joke about corona-virus never going away, whilst comparing it to pop culture trends and things people tend to never finish, like laundry.

"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When one direction comes back"
"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When my laundry is done"

by OogaBoogaBruh January 27, 2021

Chinese Covid Test

Sticking someone or something in a butt.

“Phil took this girl home from the bar and while they were hooking up she gave him a Chinese Covid Test”

by Tronicon January 27, 2021

Covid Karen

The type of person that screams at people to "Stay Home, Stay Safe!". She writes her opinion on everything online...repeating this same mantra over and over again. She loves to drive around in her car with her windows up and her mask on, by herself, terrified the virus will attack her if she isn't vigilant. She can't imagine going back to normal. She loves the attention and the righteousness she feels when she gets to tell people what to do and dob in her neighbours and friends for not following the rules. She has been waiting a lifetime to send out her virtue signals all over the globe. She finally has her audience.

Did I ask for your opinion, Covid Karen?

by Caszie87 August 2, 2021

Covid

feels like if the flu smoked meth and then had an affair with death itself

“Man, I have covid😩☹️“

by Joshyjoshy2004 August 8, 2021

covided

/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”

As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”

by 1jlh1 March 22, 2020