Extreme mental slowness/Retardation/Forgetful
· Very small and barely noticeable penis
· Very small or barely noticeable ass
· Unable to form complete sentences
· Hair loss
· Strange Rashes
· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness
· Extreme moodiness
· Inability to get a date
· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger
- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members
- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor
- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo
- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person
- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members
· Very small and barely noticeable penis
· Very small or barely noticeable ass
· Unable to form complete sentences
· Hair loss
· Strange Rashes
· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness
· Extreme moodiness
· Inability to get a date
· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger
- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members
- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor
- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo
- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person
- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members
by Tdcss August 17, 2008
Get the Clark Syndromemug. The second most popular intersection in the prestegious village of Wrigleyville on Chicago's North Side.
Gaggles of trixies and chads frolick about Clark and Belmont on their way out to drink Bud Light in Irish Pubs.
by Matt March 30, 2005
Get the Clark and Belmontmug. amanda: man, Noah Clark is sooooo totally awesome, i LOVE him
laura: oh yeah?
amanda: deff! we are gunna get married some day :)
laura: oh yeah?
amanda: deff! we are gunna get married some day :)
by lbcoolgirl October 30, 2010
Get the Noah Clarkmug. when anal fucking a girl, get deep enough to get a substantial amount of poo on the tip of your dick. then pull out and tell her to suck it like it contains the anti-serum. if your dong has enough poo on it, this should resemble some nasty skank enjoying a king size clark bar on a fine summer day.
"so...i was balls deep in this bitch and she yelled out Nick's name. so i pulled out and gave that ho a clark bar!"
by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005
Get the the clark barmug. aka, The Thirteenth Grade. Clark College was pretty much High school with smoking but they recently banned smoking on campus. Now its pretty much a shitty college where mainly townie losers go so they dont get kicked out of thier parents houses. Occasionally it turns out a decent vocational student or the like. It is a rich, beautiful school led by a black man's George W. Bush. Who everybody dislikes. over 50 staffers have quit since his hire. It is a nuisance on the surrounding community and it is growing very quickly.
I'm a townie loser thus I go to Clark College so my parents dont kick me out of thier house.
U.C.L.A = University of Clark Local Area
U.N.L.V = University of Never Leaving Vancouver
U.C.L.A = University of Clark Local Area
U.N.L.V = University of Never Leaving Vancouver
by Jizzo el Dizzo December 21, 2005
Get the Clark Collegemug. by Anna Ross Alexander November 19, 2019
Get the Clark Griffinmug. When you use a scented hard-on cream on your penis and recieve a blowjob with a decent amount of cream on, and by the time you are all done the female (or male if you stray that way) will not be able to feel his/her mouth. Thus leading to talking like Dick Clark
Dude, I have no idea what happened. I put hard on cream on my cock and my girl started blowin' me and the next thing i knew after the blowjob, she started talking like fuckin' Dick Clark himself!
by Mr. Speech Impediment July 9, 2010
Get the Dick Clarkmug.