The Mighty Chuck Norris

While recieving a blowjob from your partner, at the point of ejaculation pull out your cock and smack them in the face while cumming, thus simulating the mighty roudhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
"Trish is still recovering from 'The Mighty Chuck Norris' Dunn gave her last night."
by UAM BEAST September 03, 2008
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Chuck Norris

The reason Waldo is hiding.


C whut i did thar?
Waldo is hiding because of Chuck Norris.
by This is an alias. January 19, 2009
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Chuck Norris

"Bro I want some weed, do you know anyone who sells?"
"Yeah my friend does"
"Is it good"
"Yeah, he has that Chuck Norris"
by nainostalgic July 18, 2008
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Chuck Norris And Friends

What the original title of the Bible was.

*ring ring*

This one guy-"Hello? Praise the Chuck."

That guy-"Dude let's go hang out come on! Go & you know..."

This one guy-"I'm really sorry man I can't, I just finished reading Chuck Norris And Friends & now I have to go worship Chuck Norris forever so he won't round-house kick me to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity!!"

That guy-"...yaa......"

*hang-up*
by LeNA mAy August 07, 2006
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Chuck Norris

No word can describe him, other than Huck Norris.
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

Chuck Norris can touch this.

When Chuck Norris makes coffee he grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.

One day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself to see what would happen. Scientists call this the Big Bang.

When Chuck Norris does a press up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the world down.

The bible talks of judgment day. What it doesn't tell you is that it will be the day some poor soul tells Chuck Norris his mother is good in bed.
by Gingafish898 November 25, 2007
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Chuck Norris Weed

It's the strongest, most sinister weed on the planet. Smoking it will knock you out like a round house kick to the face. It's got 10 times the level of THC found in even the best weed. This weed is so hairy...not only does it have a beard...it has a mustache...just like Chuck! It is the only thing that could get Chuck Norris high, so it was named after him in his honor!

A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"
"Eh dog, you got any of that Chuck Norris Weed? Cause I'm fixin' to knock myself the fuck out?"

"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"

"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"
by Brandon Evans December 04, 2007
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chuck norris fail

something that can not and will not ever happen.
Stacy: hey, how likely do you think it is for me to lose weight?
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)
by the gentleman thief January 18, 2010
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