1 definition by Gingafish898
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris can touch this.
When Chuck Norris makes coffee he grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
One day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself to see what would happen. Scientists call this the Big Bang.
When Chuck Norris does a press up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the world down.
The bible talks of judgment day. What it doesn't tell you is that it will be the day some poor soul tells Chuck Norris his mother is good in bed.
Chuck Norris can touch this.
When Chuck Norris makes coffee he grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
One day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself to see what would happen. Scientists call this the Big Bang.
When Chuck Norris does a press up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the world down.
The bible talks of judgment day. What it doesn't tell you is that it will be the day some poor soul tells Chuck Norris his mother is good in bed.
by Gingafish898 November 25, 2007