Creamed My Pants

To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.

When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.

by Southern Girl & Kansas Man December 29, 2008

squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie

To squeeze the penis during ejaculation to get all the cum out. This can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner.

Samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! It was so hot!

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

Creamers

An endearing term Genesse Cream Ale aficionadoes have given their beverage of choice. Creamers are beloved for their smooth taste, affordable price, effective alcohol content, and numerous medals (so many). Creamers could potentially stop the spread of AIDS, end world hunger, and prevent overpopulation if more people simply slammed creamers, not bitches. A traditional creamer comes in a shiny aluminum can which adds a touch of class to any social situation; however, creamer bottles have garnered attention at recent formal funtions.

"Yo senn, I just finished my African American Lit class! Want to slam a case of delicious creamers to the face?" - Hovan
"Yeah, I could do a casual-creamer Friday." - Diez

(2.5 Hours & 30 creamers later. LCA 2nd Floor Hallway. Hovan and Diez shirtless and charging each other at full speed.)

"Creamers! Creamers! Creamers!" - Hovan
"Creamers! Creameer! Creamers!" - Diez
"Meats!" - Diez
"Spiced Meats!" - Hovan

by Loul Dang December 10, 2006

pussy cream

The foamy white substance that occurs after extensive and quick pace beatin of the pussy...lol

After i finished beatin it up that bitch pussy creamed...

by Naughty Boo July 12, 2006

Creamage

verb - to cream one's pants

A more feminine version of 'to jizz in one's pants'
When a ladies natural lubricant has erupted in her under garments.

a Man Beauty is in vision...
"Pwoar! I just creamed my pants - that's a mighty fine Norwiegian Man Beauty"
"Oh the creamage"

Can also be replace the lyrics 'Jizzed in my pants' to the song with the same title.

by Victoria is you God June 9, 2009

Creamgenius

Something that is absolutely freaking brilliant. So brilliant that it makes you cream your jeans.

Oasis is absolutely breathtaking. I mean, not only is (What's The Story) Morning Glory a work of creamjeanery but simply put, Noel Gallagher is a creamgenius.

by CockMonger6969 October 13, 2009

sweet cream

the milky produce of the funk

'shit this ball producin some sweet cream' -Bootsy Collins

by KIERAN123 November 22, 2006