Connecticut Chimp

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.

I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.

by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009

Chimpan-A

A ginger Gibbon, so severely retarded as to be an entire alphabet behind the considerably more intelligent Chimpanzee monkey.

"Look, it's a Chimpan-A. Hi Terry, how's your brain today?"

"oook oook I really like Bob Dylan"

by Captain bumface the turd March 28, 2007

Chimpken head

A beautiful fellatious woman dedicated to one cock.

My baby is a chimpken head not some skank.

by Lucky JD May 2, 2023

Chimpism

A rise in behaviour and attitude, especially in a social environment, which has more in common with a chimp in the wild, than that of a civilized human being.

A tendency towards aggressive resolution of a conflict or disagreement, lacking comprehensive dialogue, a commitment to understanding each other, a willingness to cooperate.

For all the foreboding and warnings in classical literature about the demise of society, noone could have predicted that it is chimpism which would usher in the chaos and inevitably bring the end to society as we know it.

by Aloysius Castle July 29, 2023

chimpy

Ugly, simian-like

"your baby mighty chimpy

by LeRoy January 12, 2004

Chimpass

Its a women whose ass can be mistaken for a chimpanzee for it is very fucking hairy

Syn : Monkey's Ass, ATFH, and Ass Jungle

Mick "You bro did you hook up with Lexi"

Drake "Couldnt bro she had Chimpass. Fuck I could find her pussy even if I had a machete"

Mick "Damn"

by RattlesnakeOfAZ April 1, 2011

chimp

Performing low quality work very quickly. Based on the fact that the entire chimpanzee sex act, from erection to ejaculation is typically less than 3 seconds. The term is currently very common among frumdebars.

I can build you an awesome website by next week for a couple thousand dollars, or I can chimp something up this afternoon for about fifty.

by tafrum December 26, 2010