Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.
Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red
by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010
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To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010
mugGet the Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Assmug.

Chimping

Chimping is when a little chimpy starts going mental. For examples when Abhi starts chimping in the car, he starts acting like hes got Tourette's. There is immediate jungle noises and chimp chatter with bananas going everywhere. He starts saying uh basically basically OOGA BOOGA.
Abhi, stop chimping like a little long mong chimpy
by Chimpesh August 29, 2022
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pope chimping

Guy.1 Me and the boys where so high last night

Guy.2 you guys where pope chimping

Guy.1 indeed we where
by Half an half December 16, 2023
mugGet the pope chimpingmug.

Chimp

When one is acts or says something like an utter buffoon.
P1: *Says sum dumb shit*
P2: What a chimp.

Common Synonyms: Retard, Dumbass, Goofball
by JoopMaster April 15, 2022
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Chimp on your shoulder

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021
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Chimping

To use counterfeit bills in a place of business; namely strip clubs where the act procures a certain animal characteristic
"Deandra said she thought I stole her money, but she crazy. She know I'm about that chimping"
by WilliamKilgore March 10, 2015
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