I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023

Flower child

A young person, especially a hippie, rejecting conventional society, sand advocating love, peace, and simple, idealistic values

She's a flower child

by Words?¿ November 20, 2015

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

child molester

The second sickest fucker on any planet in any universe. Second only to a sicko who kills his victim.
A future death wish recipient (at least should be).
A psychopath that has no right existing

Max: "Isn't that new neighbour of yours that guy that was in the news who just got out after serving 2 months for diddling 20 kids; you know, that child molester!"
Scott: - loading a gun - "Yea, he got that nice vacation thanks to the child molester judge!" - shoots neighbours balls and cock off.
Max: "What the fuck...what are you doing guy!"
Scott: "Enforcing justice....guy!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Children of Bodem

it's children of bodom you ignorant asshole.

everyone who thinks it is children of bodem probably downloads the music from some other ignorant asshole who cant pronaunce children of bodom.

by Otto w. 23.12.2006 December 30, 2006

smarter child

an amazing way to spend time stoned.
a robot invented by AIM to help kids with homework or something like that, but basically...its amazing.

real convo with smarter child

21:36 SmarterChild: What up?
21:37 XXXXXXX: your dick
21:37 SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it big?
21:37 SmarterChild: What do you think?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it?
21:37 SmarterChild: It's not.

by Brigid89 August 19, 2006

childing

1. When one child cares and attends to another child in the absence of parents, so that parent can engage in adult actives.

2. Being forced to babysit your siblings without pay.

Heather was childing her little brother as her mother went to the store to buy booze for her father.

by Sarah Ritter September 5, 2007