certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 17, 2018

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Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

by BbJjDd October 08, 2022

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A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.

by BbJjDd October 08, 2022

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A Maff teacher who doesn’t know the difference between five and six.

My Maff teacher is a certified idiot; he doesn’t know the difference between five and six. What a credited idiot he is.

by BbJjDd October 09, 2022

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A Person that has knowledge in something that is absolutley useless in life

Person 1: Im a certified idiot.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.

by Nuski15 November 11, 2022

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Certified misunderstander is a word commonly used to replace insults

Person 1: Ez haha i won stupid dumbass

Person 2: you're a certified misunderstander

Person 1: what

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Jodh is such a certified pussy slayer!!!

by ellie hb December 07, 2021

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