Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021

Certified Nigga

An individual of African American descent who actively participates in and represents the culture of niggatry amongst any audience . And individual who perpetuates the growth of an ever evolving community.

Wow... Jayveon really outdid himself this time. He's a certified nigga for sure!

by Thrasherpanda June 8, 2024

certified squid

A certified loser

Shut up you certified squid.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

pam certified

A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.

Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.

by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017

M.F.A certified

M.F.A certified means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified

She is a member of the MFA certified ! street name 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤬😁😘
means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified

by Sound the alarm 🚨 December 11, 2021

Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.

Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.

by MELISSAMURRAY November 11, 2012

Certified Lover Boy

Sundeep

“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”

by SGill1202 September 3, 2021