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certified crashout

when Alexa gets blocked by her ex…
“Yo Alexa emailed her, texted her on text now, called her 160 times, cashapped her, sent letters in the mail, etc”

“damn she a certified crashout”
by mrs.crashdummy July 28, 2024
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certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.
Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
by himolton April 22, 2024
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certified cheesecake

absolute badman cheese cake, above all the other, this one stands out ontop
yo have you tried this cheese cake?

yeah g thats a certified cheesecake!!
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Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook
"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"
by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021
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certified ass clapper

When you like something so much you just cant contain your energy in any other sentence.
That game i just played is a certified ass clapper
by anonymous December 2, 2023
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Club Certified

A word used to validate if the club or lounge has dancing type of music.
Roxy and I went to the ISEC Reggae Lounge, it was Club Certified!
by Foxy Sexy Brown September 10, 2019
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Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.
My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.
by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
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