National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

Iron Ceiling Dryer

Innovative dance move as of 2020.

Did you see that Iron Ceiling Dryer.... it’s off the hook.

by Waynesville November 2, 2020

Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

by NickySticks September 15, 2013

my ceiling

you stopped me from be myself you blocked me from the world

he has gotten to over protective he has become my ceiling

by Summertime Sadness June 18, 2023

ceiling

someone stopping tou from living life and doing what you want .

"couldnt really love you anymore, youve become my ceiling"-the gold

by sucksass June 19, 2023

Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Ceiling song

A "Ceiling song" is a song you could listen to on repeat for hours and hours and never get tired of it, it's a song so beautiful it almost hurts, it's a song that makes you want to never leave, but cry and scream, and laugh, all at once. But most importantly it's song that makes it so all you can do is stare into the darkness that is your ceiling.

My ceiling song is The night we met

by Shh.girl.in.theworld May 7, 2023