Caldwell

Caldwell is a street in Ottawa, Ontario Canada. The neighbourhood nearby, Carlington is also considered caldwell. A place where you will find needles on the ground and rats scurrying across the streets at night. You’ll find shootings on nearly every street, two across the street from eachother in the same year. Populated by mostly arabs, black boys and rich asians, plenty of white wannabe black boys will walk around like they’re black, and get jumped for it. There are drugs everyone, most notorious for heroin and crack cocaine, and it’s teenager coke heads and pot heads. If you live there you’ve probably had a knife pulled on you before.

“Brooo, let’s go to caldwell”
“Nah bro too much shit goes down let’s just stay in westboro.”

by Zinngo December 21, 2018

Ben Caulfield

Ghostly white Irish faggot Who has a 0.5 inch penis. He goes by the name Prowler and is usually found outside the a preschool or outside his nephews house

Person 1: Why's that person outside that preschool
Person 2: Oh he must be a Ben
Ben is a bot
That persons outside a preschool he must a Ben Caulfield

by Ethan is a god of gods April 2, 2019

calderon

someone who laughs and jokes with you then stabs you in the back to get you in trouble

I used be friends with that guy until he pulled a calderon. Next thing you know i lost my job

by the w1zard July 29, 2011

Holden Caulfield

Hi, I'm Holden Caulfield.

I don't do my work at school, even though I'm super-intelligent and know I could ace anything in school I wanted. I pretend to be dumb, so people will ignore me. I'm an underachiever but I know I could do better. I could dream if I want to, but dreams are merely fake. Teachers are always frustrated. They bully me, so what's the point in trying? Also, girls don't tend to like me much... they almost always go for the guy who's popular, in football, has all the money. I get called a dweeb a lot. I have low frustration tolerance. When I was running at track I felt so higher than everyone in the class I felt like I could kill almost everybody, frustration makes me crazy. Even though I wasn't the best runner & almost finished close to last, I know that I deserve more respect than this. Damn society forcing me to do this bullshit. Saying football is only good for raising your social status, and impressing females. I had sex with a prostitute. Sex is kinda overrated. It wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. No, no feelings were reciprocated. Oh well. Teachers tell me I have potential but school and society is so fake. I hate the fakeness of it all. I just don't give a shit, man. It's so phony. Everything in society & about society is phony. It's a sick fuckin world. We all live in lies. Why even try? Who is there to impress? No one there to impress except myself. I'm Holden, you are all fake & lower than me in terms of universal intelligence.

^^Holden Caulfield is the main protagonist character in the 1951 J.D. Salinger novel Catcher in the Rye.

by Holden M Caulfield April 22, 2016

cauliflower

Small, white nuggets which form within the tonsils and, when noticed in one's mouth should be removed. Avoid squeezing them or chewing on them, as they smell quite fecal when they burst.

I coughed, and up came a cauliflower.
Don't squeeze that between your fingers... It'll smell like shit.

by BAM July 31, 2004

cauliflower warts

When someone's genital warts are as big as and look like cauliflower from your refridgerator.

She's got like 20 cauliflower warts under there.

by John Plato June 11, 2008

cauliflower

Moldy cum

Hey look that’s cooper he’s got cauliflower on his lip

by Yourfreindlyneighbourhoodfrank March 18, 2019