(n) a penis
by BennyKennedy March 31, 2009
by drmaurice May 02, 2022
Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
by vennic18 January 05, 2012
That carrot nigger just became our president!
by Carrot Nigger March 12, 2017
by betsyrees910 May 08, 2008
A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.
Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
by wass clayton August 18, 2008
by badman2008 March 05, 2008