1. The greatest human being, real or fictional, to walk the earth. Carl Winslow embodies everything that is good and pure in the world. His very existence is the faint but perpetually shining light emerging from the existential abyss.
2. See: God
2. See: God
In the beginning Carl Winslow created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and Carl Winslow was hovering over the waters.
And Carl Winslow said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Carl Winslow saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. Carl Winslow called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and Carl Winslow was hovering over the waters.
And Carl Winslow said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Carl Winslow saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. Carl Winslow called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
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History: In 1846 Zeiss opened a workshop for producing microscopes and other optical instruments. He later formed a partnership with the physicist and mathematician Ernst Abbe (1840–1905). The chemist Otto Schott developed about 100 new kinds of optical glass and numerous types of heat-resistant glass for the company. After Zeiss's death, Abbe donated the firm and his share in the glassworks to the Carl Zeiss Foundation; in 1923 Schott added his share in the glassworks.
History: In 1846 Zeiss opened a workshop for producing microscopes and other optical instruments. He later formed a partnership with the physicist and mathematician Ernst Abbe (1840–1905). The chemist Otto Schott developed about 100 new kinds of optical glass and numerous types of heat-resistant glass for the company. After Zeiss's death, Abbe donated the firm and his share in the glassworks to the Carl Zeiss Foundation; in 1923 Schott added his share in the glassworks.
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Get the steamin carl mug.Commonly called "CJ's" by more frequent users, Carl's Jr. has by far the best fast food burger, excluding In-N-Out. It's menu may also be easily manipulated for cheap satisfaction. Combinations of this include: 2 Famous Stars with criss-cut fries, 4 chicken sandwiches, and 3 Famous Stars. Of course, each of these require that for a soda one simply asks the cashier for a cup of "water" then proceeds to get cola anyway.
Maximilian: Yo, fool that practice was long as fuck. I could eat a wild boar. Good thing Carl's Jr. is like a block away.
Virat: Word. Let's hit up CJ's 'for we smoke a bowl.
Maximilian: Aite, hope the famouses are good today.
Virat: True, but I can't wait for some of dos criss-suts.
Virat: Word. Let's hit up CJ's 'for we smoke a bowl.
Maximilian: Aite, hope the famouses are good today.
Virat: True, but I can't wait for some of dos criss-suts.
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