en can't read

stupid thing arknights community says instead of being helpful and contributing to the community ("en" here means the english part of the community)
random: hey, when will maintenance ends?
elitist: en can't read
random: shut the fuck up
by tktkou January 30, 2022
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Can't have shit in Detroit

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."
Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Retroworks May 08, 2022
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You can't win for losing

When you win something but , winning means you lose either psychologically emotionally physically financially, anyway that negatively impacts you.
You do the dishes cuz your parents told you to and ,then when you're finished they yell at you for doing it wrong even though they didn't tell you how to do it in the first place ! Man you can't win for losing
by dragonboy8586 October 16, 2019
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Valve can't count to three

The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1
John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.
by CarTroll September 28, 2011
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You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.
"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"
by SarcasticSeminar101 July 14, 2015
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Can't rain all the time

A phrase that is spoken in the movie The Crow. It means that even in the darkest of times light will eventually find its way through. Usually spoken in an optimistic tone of voice to shed some hope on something/someone.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 24, 2005
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I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.
Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.
by Grumpy Ned January 04, 2020
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