Cable TV

When you go to the toilet and lay a huge cable whilst watching YouTube/Tv on your phone

Husband: Honey im going for a bit of cable Tv…
Wife: FFS again!

by MM51GMA July 25, 2023

DIGITAL CABLE

A duece that arrives in two or more pieces.

I just dueced a huge digital cable. However, if it wasn't digitized, it would have been a bowl wrapper it was so big.

by trickmob January 14, 2008

Indian Jumper Cables

is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit

Just did the Indian Jumper cables to my girl in bed last night

by January 24, 2021

Jesus cable

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)

Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"

by afuckingtech February 11, 2024

Jesus cable

A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.

Mate A: Don't plug that one in.
Mate B: Why?
Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.

by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 22, 2023