cabbage head

A resident of the Atlanta, Georgia, neighborhood known as Cabbagetown. This neighborhood was historically inhabited by the workers in the nearby cotton mill. These original cabbage heads were white working-class people from Appalachia. Since the mid-1990s, the neighborhood has been taken over by artists, slackers, and eventually, yuppies.

Those scary people who live on Gaskill Street are real cabbage heads -- their families have been here for decades.

by Dulcinella del Toboso April 26, 2005

cabbage patch

the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.

Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.

by BryaSaurus June 15, 2011

Cabbage Flaps

Female genitalia that resembles the leaves of a cabbage, and has a musty smell.

Holy crap your Missus has got cabbage flaps!

by Mowgli Sam September 20, 2010

Cabbage roll

A short, stubby penis that has been removed from a menstruating vagina.

"He pulled out and it looked like a cabbage roll!"

by Crispinbeating April 14, 2016

Cabbage Patch

The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.

1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!

2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.

3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.

by Kralki August 15, 2011

cabbage patch

A Magical place where babies come from.

A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"

by Gia Crews March 8, 2005

Cabbage Patch

This occurs when a female that has a regular shaven vagina, fails to shave the backside of her butt hole, thus creating a small tuft of hair.

Damn dude, that girl last night had a nasty cabbage patch!

by Golden Haan November 14, 2006