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Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019
mugGet the Smurf Cabbagemug.

face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.
Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017
mugGet the face cabbagemug.

Cabbage slut

A sloppy person from the gen-z generation. Lives off parents, but thinks they could make it big as drug dealers. A little on the whorish side. Has no discretion. Usually white and privileged.
We live next to a house full of cabbage sluts. I hope they move soon.
by Werd_meh_gerd June 26, 2021
mugGet the Cabbage slutmug.

Cabbage factory

A descriptive word of a right sassy northern
That Sami is a right cabbage factory !
by Gazzer678 April 16, 2020
mugGet the Cabbage factorymug.

Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank
Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.
by Marine purple August 6, 2016
mugGet the Cabbage dickmug.

jesus cabbage

"It's not devils lettuce, it's jesus cabbage
by Pretty.odd.stan July 31, 2017
mugGet the jesus cabbagemug.

Swedish cabbage

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage
by 0n10nst4r October 12, 2017
mugGet the Swedish cabbagemug.

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