"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.
Can be metaphorical as well.
Can be metaphorical as well.
Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.
"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"
"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"
"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017

A sloppy person from the gen-z generation. Lives off parents, but thinks they could make it big as drug dealers. A little on the whorish side. Has no discretion. Usually white and privileged.
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