hesus christ

Jesus but sussier. Average he/him pronoun user.

oh my there goes a hesus christ.

by ur m0mmy November 1, 2022

Punk for Christ

Punk for Christ was made by Ryan Beckford a public figure that started out skateboarding but now he is absolutely crazy for Jesus and people are now following his movement

Wow Matt that guy is punk for Christ

That guy is crazy for Christ

by Srq941 January 4, 2021

Christ Bean

A beaner who believes in Jesus.

"I wont convert to christianity, christ bean!"

by rrrrrrrrfkokdgijsaijghdsijjhgd November 19, 2022

Cheesus Christ

Cheesus Christ, the savior of mice

A: I was praying to Cheesus Christ yesterday
B: Didn't know you were a mouser?

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds January 23, 2023

Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER

Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Je Christ

A gangster word short for ‘Jesus Christ’

Je Christ man why’d you run over all those kids

by Jake Peralta The Cop March 9, 2021

Lobster Christ

The all mighty god that shall rain down on the earth as he knows all and shall pop a chocy milk.

Hey what is your religion? I pray to lobster Christ.

by zx14NINJABOYS13 February 2, 2021