Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER

Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Lobster Christ

The all mighty god that shall rain down on the earth as he knows all and shall pop a chocy milk.

Hey what is your religion? I pray to lobster Christ.

by zx14NINJABOYS13 February 2, 2021

Punk for Christ

Punk for Christ was made by Ryan Beckford a public figure that started out skateboarding but now he is absolutely crazy for Jesus and people are now following his movement

Wow Matt that guy is punk for Christ

That guy is crazy for Christ

by Srq941 January 4, 2021

Christ Bean

A beaner who believes in Jesus.

"I wont convert to christianity, christ bean!"

by rrrrrrrrfkokdgijsaijghdsijjhgd November 19, 2022

Cheesus Christ

Cheesus Christ, the savior of mice

A: I was praying to Cheesus Christ yesterday
B: Didn't know you were a mouser?

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds January 23, 2023

hesus christ

Jesus but sussier. Average he/him pronoun user.

oh my there goes a hesus christ.

by ur m0mmy November 1, 2022

Christ-chan

Christ-chan is a moe anthropomorphized character created by members of 4chan’s pol board as a representation of Christian fundamentalism and evangelism.
Origin

On December 1st, 2014, an anonymous pol user created a thread discussing the use of anime-inspired illustrations to convert more people to Islam.After some discussion, another user later identified as “Chaby” decided to take the concept of using cute anime-inspired art to proselytize people into Christianity. After some conceptualization, the first visual representation of Christ-chan was unveiled as a blue-eyed European woman wearing a modest blue-green dress and a cross necklace around her neck, with personality traits similar to a stereotypical Christian evangelist.

Mark : Dude did you see the new Christ-chan Pics on the net?

by Markus 453 April 6, 2017