Key Krunching

Manipulating the keyboard's numerals to write sentences in a wierd hard to read kind of way. Used mainly by computer nerds and losers with too much time on their hands.

2 guys chatting on msn:

Guy1: Hey man how are you?

Guy2: !m 0k $!tt!n @t (-)0m& \/\/@tc(-)!n9 +v, U?

Guy1: Dude I can't read whatever the hell you're trying to say, so quit Key Krunching!

by Gdogs McC January 26, 2006

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crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 5, 2008

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1) a feminine guy
2) a drug made of anti-depressants and tranquillizers mixed. a limited edition made by someone who was very bored and pretending to be doing coursework and happened to have a mirror lying around.

person 1: will lord is a bouncing pansy
person 2: i know.

person 1: why won't she wake up?
person 2: she's taken bouncing pansy.
person 1: oh. she looks kinda dead.

by TheCuriousOrange November 15, 2003

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broaching

Encroaching on a bro, or sneaking up on one of your friends for the purpose of scaring or messing with them.

Quit broaching on me man!

Watch me broach up on Raul and smack the back of his head.

by VirginiaTechVR4 February 4, 2010

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benching 50

When you're so tired that your eyelids feel like their benching 50kg just to stay open.

1: Dude, I'm so tired.
2: You benching 50?
1: Yeah.

by Definately. May 13, 2005

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Broncing

To have hardcore sex.

"We were broncing so hard last night."

by Monica Joy July 17, 2007

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benching

the act of remaining online and on call as an alternate member of your guild's raid in an MMORPG (e.g. World of Warcraft). this usually involves staying out of all other groups while at the level cap. it has been found to be very unpleasant, as it involves wasting time in the game that you've already wasting playing the game.

There are way too many death knights that are better geared than me attending the raid. Now I'm benching in case someone doesn't show or has to log. In the meantime I can't run any heroics to increase my status as a badge whore.

by Arquin (Gorgonnash Horde) May 10, 2009

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