by ScuffedKilla May 27, 2023
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Get the Bludster mug.Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011
Get the Douche-bruise mug.A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.
by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013
Get the Boner bruise mug.Jordan bradshaw Is a cute, loving, hot, and dirty girl who hates people who don't like to be touched (you know what I mean) and loves fuzzy hair. Should always be paired with someone about her height, preferably a Gabriel (search definition).
by Ryan pushtogether May 17, 2016
Get the jordan bradshaw mug.A bruise that is located at the back part of the foot below the ankle. An injuring mostly occurring to skateboarders that jumping off high platforms and landing on their feet without their skateboard.
I heard got major heel bruise from trying that gap yesterday.
If you wear Addidas socks with Vans, you're asking for heel bruise.
If you wear Addidas socks with Vans, you're asking for heel bruise.
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