Breathing

A bullshit thing that we need to survive.

Why the hell do we to breathe. I know Breathing sucks.

by PersonWhoCantBreath June 20, 2020

Zaclys Breath

When someones breath smells EXACTLY like there ass. Usually someone who rarely brushes teeth and or has terrible hygiene.

Sam-- Damn dude, You have zaclys breath.
Travis-- Zaclys breath?
Sam-- yea dude, Zacly like your ass. Brush your damn teeth and spare us from throwing up every damn day when you talk within 10 feet from us.

by Austin Heresby April 4, 2008

Black Breath

Noun-
A queef issued from the vagina of a corpse

Etymology-
The venomous breath exhaled by the Nazgûl in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy

Take caution should you wish to bomb a feminist convention: think of the poor coroners and the atmosphere of black breath that will be in the local morgue.

by A Fisting Hecatoncheires March 11, 2009

sack breath

(1)A case of extreme halitosis where the person(s) breath resembles the scent of genitals.
(2)The scent left on a person(s) breath after performing oral sex.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? You have a wicked case of sack breath going on!"
"Katie has a mean case of sack breath!"

by desksgt303 July 30, 2009

otters breath

The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.

Because you bought the box, I'll take one for the team and I'll take the otters breath.

by d-bomba March 20, 2010

col breathe

First, dig a female corpse that has been dead for at least one year. Then you begin to eat it out. Whilst in the midst of eating the decaying snatch your buddy jumps off the trampoline he secretly brought to the cemetary and lands on the dead woman's stomache... leaving your mouth filled with what only can be describe as the "circle of life".

There were no prospects at the bar so I had to rely on the cemetery. The cemetery perfect until my buddy came out of no where and hit me with the old col breathe.

by lodul April 4, 2011

space breath

Breath that smells like Uranus(ass).

Johns had space breath after tossing Tia’s salad because it smelled like Uranus.

by Yfioah October 13, 2018