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Basketball Present

the term "Basketball-Present" was coined by Benjamin F. McMurry III, as a term used to describe a present that is given to someone else but ultimately meant for your self. - The term originated from a story in which the creator of the term (Benjamin F. McMurry) gave his father, (who was in no way affiliated with sports) a basketball for his Christmas gift. Ben's father of course had no use for the Basketball, so it inevitably returned back to him (Ben).
Person 1: "My art teacher Miss Claire bought a box of sharpies for her husband Carl as a birthday gift,

Person 2: "sounds like she gave him a basketball present"
Person 1: "Exactly!"
by RRM II December 24, 2021
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Basketball on ice

A game of basketball with one small twist. (Everyone wears socks) preferably an indoor court because blacktop is not slippery.
James: I heard you guys were playing ball on Saturday!

Tyrone: Yea we were playing some of that basketball on ice. It's crazy!
by Emron cumclot February 28, 2022
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Basketball on grass

A nickname for the spread offense in the sport of American football, comparing the high-speed, high-scoring style of play to the general rhythm of a basketball game. Often used to contrast this offense with more run-the-ball style offenses, esp. those common at the sport's lower levels
Jones High School's offense plays basketball on grass, often scoring up to 35 points a game.
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fundamental basketball

What your racist uncle says what the issue is with basketball while watching an NBA game. It’s a dog whistle meaning that they don’t like the black players. They usually idolize Larry Bird.
Uncle JimBob: The problem with the NBA is that they don’t focus on fundamental basketball. That’s why college is better.
by QuaYLAT September 29, 2020
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_kels_basketball

"Damn man you need to get a _kels_basketball_ "
by Idrinkgasoline July 18, 2021
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_kels_basketball_

honestly the best person i could ask for, i tell them everything that happens in my day and theyre so fun to talk to. ily lily<33 - mae lol
i love _kels_basketball_ so much!!!!!
by r4nt4r04m4m1 August 2, 2021
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Great basketball player

Yo, I was guarding some dude who was a great basketball player and he dropped 42 on me! That playa’s name was Kenny “the Jet” Smith.
by TheCaz September 11, 2021
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