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bower

Bower = Bath + shower. To take a soapy bath for cleaning, followed by a water-only shower for rinsing.
As long as you have something productive to do while the bath runs, the bower is actually faster than a regular shower -- if you want it to be.

The bath gets you clean very quickly, much faster than a shower, because you don't have to take all that time "soaping up". You also use less soap, and need to rinse less, so it is less drying for your skin.

BOWER POWER!
by Shelly Bozdog June 25, 2006
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Bowen

A foul creature that inhabits sewage treatment ponds. It has a frightening odour, and is often mistaken for some type of beast, due to the fact that it attaches large pieces of its own feces to its skin in an attempt to disguise itself. It is believed to ride dragons, both physically and psychologically, and is also know to associate with the creature called a Ginga. The last sighting of a live Bowen was in central Otago, NZ.
Lets go Swimming in the lak.

No way man, I heard that a Bowen escaped in it. They're psyco.
by The Boss of Words September 4, 2006
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Bower out

To shamelessly pull out of an event in which you have a vested interest and/or are expected to attend by a large number of people. This is usually done at the last minute with a lame ass excuse. Similar to bowing out but more extreme, considered extremely small time.
Dude 1: I was really looking forward to this ski trip, but where the hell is Dude 2?
Dude 3: O ye, after bigging himself up for it all this time he bower out (bowered out)
by sellotaperoll March 17, 2011
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bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.
I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.
by benthered October 20, 2013
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Bowey

The act of being incredibly loud, spilling a drink ever 5 minutes and drinking an unreal amount of liquor. Usually the life of the party
The fuckin guy, what a Bowey .
by LittleKingg December 15, 2015
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bower

n. Combination of a quick cold bath then a hot shower. Often touted as a hangover cure.

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You look horrible! Better ease your flesh out of bed, grab a quick bower, and get over to the hill. Your State of the Union address is in an hour.

Fake News! SAD!! I look good. Hansomest office holder ever. Only drink soda.
by gnostic3 February 6, 2019
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Bowelcony bar

When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.
Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.
by Zonal K August 25, 2019
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