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Wank Baton

A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.
Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string
by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011
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Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus

Someone with a big dongus bolongus zongus trongus (dick)
Damn look at that dongus bolongus zongus trongus
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Boon

a cigerette
origionating in Oakville, Ontario, but has spread to burlington and surrounding suburbs.
hey, you got an extra boon?
by hovx248 December 28, 2005
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ace boon coon

noun phrase

A very good friend; best friend (Black to black and male to male)
I like the guy, but he's not what you would call my ace boon coon
by P.M.V. October 19, 2014
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bolony pony

i want to ride his bolony pony til it falls off
by khalise October 26, 2008
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arrest baton

In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.
flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?

-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds

gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton

-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.

DetJohnKimble: sucker...

-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds
by Anonymous938743 September 7, 2009
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Baton Rouge Special

A Baton Rouge Special is when a man fucks girl a bare back on her period before he cums he takes his "Red Stick" out and she sucks him off. In the process the girl recieves a Clown Face.
I taught she was really wet but I realized she was on the rag so I made her give be a Baton Rouge Special and I finished in her mouth.
by gcribb January 3, 2006
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