Bock

A hairstyle resembling a dried, stiff, dirty rag mop with fake curls similar to a mullet. Usually enhanced with the inclusion of cigarette smoke and a receding hairline.

Hey, that is a nice "bock". Would you come over and clean my floors with it later?

by Stimey June 7, 2003

Bock

A megalomanic of low skill or competence who has just enough power or authority to make one's life miserable. A Bock can usually be appeased with fawning or flattery.
See also: Tinpot Dictator

Man! That new systems intern is a real Bock!

by Steve June 9, 2003

bock

Bock comes from the latin word charbockous. The german work bock is dervived from the word charbockous which means annoying homosexual.

"Yo man u get a good look at that guy he was the biggest bock I've ever seen."

by Dubbs July 9, 2004

bock

A penis with a nipple at the end (like on a boob).

"Hey, Suzie!"
"Hey, Johnny!"
"Want to jack off my bock?"
"OK!"
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
"Mmmmm"
"Damn, I don't know if it's milk or cum!!!!111 I'll drink it to find out then!"

by Mr. Bock Man (RC) February 18, 2005

Bockeloh

Large Aryan male, also the name is completely meaningless.

Oh my god Bockeloh is easting a man's face!

by quisenscary January 26, 2009

bockafied

To be stoned out of your head on dope

We had a smoking session last night. I was absolutely bockafied!

by maco1991 July 1, 2009

Bocking bird

Chicken named David. found on most farms, usually in a pile of dung.

Our bocking bird has ecolli. poisoning.

by Zavisti November 30, 2011