blow my junk off

The act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.

Mitchell: mom i am going to BLOW MY JUNK OFF if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to WOW!!!

Mom: mitchy NOO!

mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!

blow my junk off by chuckt12 June 1, 2009

Blow and Go 

A quickie blow job. Used exclusively for when you don't have time for more scandelous activities.

"Honey, I told my wife I'd meet her for dinner at 6:30, it's already 7:00! Where's my blow and go so I can get outta here"

Blow and Go by Jhoe December 19, 2005

Blow-by 

When you fart past a shit & it gathers shit molecules on the way out.

Go take a shit instead of making us smell your nasty blow-by.

Blow-by by Rev Sharpton December 28, 2021

Blow 'Cane 

A phrase University of Tulsa fans cheer, scream, and frantically shout during sporting events and also use in casual conversation. It is in direct opposition to Alabama's "Roll Tide".

This weather is great. Blow 'Cane.

Blow 'Cane by TU - ΛΧΑ March 8, 2011

Blow Tie 

to receive a blow job and then cum on the throat of the person giving it.

i gave Kristy a blow tie and now it's running down her chest

Blow Tie by DirkFantastic January 4, 2016

Blow the bottle 

Blowing the bottle is a completely natural sexual act performed by a girl (or a guy) on another guy, in other words, giving him a blowjob.

Person A: So, how was the party last night? Did you end up hooking up with that hot guy? Did you blow his bottle?

Person B: Oh yeaaah I did blow the bottle, it was so big!!!

Person A: Will you blow mine?

Person B: No, your bottle is too small, only like half a liter. Go blow it yourself.

Blow the bottle by vamp_teeth October 13, 2009

blow-by-blow

1. (adj) Highly detailed (us. in reference to a chronicle of some sort)

2. (n) A blow-by-blow account.

1. "My brain is full; I've had enough of your blow-by-blow accounting."

2. "I hooked up with this hottie at the party. Let me give you a blow-by-blow."

blow-by-blow by inthespacesbetween November 24, 2009