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Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
by Catlover145 June 24, 2017
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Pigs in blankets

A food that consists of small sausages wrapped in bacon. It is eaten in Britain lots.
Guy 1: dude what did you have for breakfast today?
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!
by Jkl66710 October 16, 2017
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hanging out in the blankets

Me and my girl were hanging out in the blankets
by zambs May 7, 2018
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Pigs In Blankets

When you place a freshly cooked slice of bacon on your Penis and your partner eats your Penis like a Pigs in blanket, a classic in the traditional english roast dinner.

Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home
i’m really craving some pigs in blankets
by DaRastaPasta September 15, 2021
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Emotional Color Blindness

Just as color perception (and in turn blindness) exists on a spectrum, so too does the ability to experience emotions.

Most people who experience color deficiency, do not have issues with all color (red and green are most common). Color blindness can also come with heightened awareness in other areas...like better than average night vision or a keener sense of smell.

These details parallel well when describing people with emotional deficiencies, in that:

(1.) Someone on the spectrum for narcissistic traits, often still keenly feels rage, envy, hatred and fear.

(2.) Narcissists experience the above emotions more often and at greater intensity than the average person, BECAUSE they lack the ability to feel other emotions (like empathy) which might otherwise (ironically) diminish and balance those feelings out.

(3.) Even a full blown psychopath with no neurotypical fear response, (I.E. only feels an adrenaline rush) is not 100% emotionally colorblind. They still experience pleasure in a limited, ego driven sort of way. If this were not the case, they would have no motivation to do anything, (including anything bad.)

(4.) Total lack of emotional feeling and complete colorblindness, are both incredibly rare, and can signal something more serious...like a brain injury or a neurological condition.
I've never heard someone say they wish they were colorblind, but I've heard a ton of people say they wish they lacked certain feelings, because they think it would solve all their problems. This is kind of like thinking you could avoid getting stuck in traffic if you no longer saw the red in a red light. Emotion is not the heart of the problem.

Emotional color blindness might very well take away things like: codependence, trauma responses and making personal sacrifices for conscientious decisions...but it would also diminish your capacity for joy and your ability to have meaningful relationships with anybody.

Better to sort out the kinks, then throw the whole baby out with the bathwater.
by Olive989 March 15, 2023
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male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 30, 2024
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