A doobie blazer is a guy (always a guy) who smokes weed ERRYDAY. When not blazed, they spend all efforts trying to get blazed or get the three requirements of smoking weed: money, weed and somewhere to get high as a Mur' Fucker. Often found out in some cars passin' joints and hittin' bongs and lungs like Pippa Middleton. Somethimes you may call these guys stoners, but we have another name - Kottonmouth soldiers.
Guy 1:"Where's everyone the night then?"
Guy 2:"Uh, I think the doobie blazer's are at McMillans gettin' blazed."
Guy 1:"Surprise, surprise."
Guy 2:"Uh, I think the doobie blazer's are at McMillans gettin' blazed."
Guy 1:"Surprise, surprise."
by smokeweed420minted May 26, 2011
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Burnt my hand on the stove!I blame David Day!
Woke up this morning feeling sick!I blame David Day!
Floods in the East!I blame David Day!
Woke up this morning feeling sick!I blame David Day!
Floods in the East!I blame David Day!
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Get the Woody blamire mug.This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.
Ashley: What time you get up today?
John: Uhh around 5 pm
Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.
John: Uhh around 5 pm
Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.
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Get the blame hound mug.Similar to Finger Pointing. A knee-jerk reaction to assign
blame to someone in a team setting for a series
of mistakes, unmet goals, etc. that cause a serious
failure. Once the Blame Gun has been pointed
and fired, the victim may be let go, written up, demoted,
shunned, etc. Ironically, often times the shooter is as
much to blame for a failure as the victim.
blame to someone in a team setting for a series
of mistakes, unmet goals, etc. that cause a serious
failure. Once the Blame Gun has been pointed
and fired, the victim may be let go, written up, demoted,
shunned, etc. Ironically, often times the shooter is as
much to blame for a failure as the victim.
Joe : "I bet somebody's gonna get sacked for losing
that big account."
Moe: "The boss pointed the Blame Gun at me, but
I convinced him it was Fred's fault, so Fred
got shot instead."
Joe : "Well played."
that big account."
Moe: "The boss pointed the Blame Gun at me, but
I convinced him it was Fred's fault, so Fred
got shot instead."
Joe : "Well played."
by Hey Moe! June 3, 2009
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