Chris Blaisure

A guy who loves fantasy baseball more than his own wife, and who has been known to cry when he gets too much sand in his vagina. Half of his friends are unemployed and the other half deal ecstasy.

I can't go to the beach, because then I'll cry like Chris Blaisure.

by Hasan J August 5, 2009

Blaine

Nothing special; boring

That white hoe Ashley bases her whole personality on watching The Office. Though she believes she’s unique, she’s just another blaine bitch.

by Nooners August 28, 2021

David Blained

Getting very very drunk to the point that you almost die but just about don't.

Man, I'm gonna get David Blained tonight!!

by cat23010 October 18, 2009

Blasey Ford

A word rejected by the left wing urban dictionary.

Kavanaugh is in the urban dictionary, but Blasey Ford is not.

by Booker T. Spartacus September 27, 2018

Blaire white

A person not worthy of an Urban Dictionary definition...

Did you see that video Blaire White did on Onision?

No... who's Blaire White?

by Pika-Fuckyou-Pucha November 29, 2016

Blaine

A particularily horny boy. Who always manages to make anything sound dirty.
Must have his twice daily wank otherwise gets ridiculously horny and cranky.
Beware of shouts of suprise sex.... means he is going to rape you.
most often heard phrase is "i want hugs!"

"That is such a blaine thing to say"

by nellynips October 19, 2008

blause

annoying woman; bitch; emasculated male

Four square is for blauses!

by MHC October 28, 2004